Category Archives: AKB Skits!

Funny skits #2

It’s been a while since I wrote a skit! so here it is! Enjoy! 😀

It’s Hot…..

AKB Change room Paru staring at a wall instensively as Takamina comes closer to check on Paru

Paru: ……..

Takamina: Paru are you ok?

Paru: ……

Takamina: Paru?

Yui approaches Takamina

Yui: What’s Paru doing?

Takamina: I don’t know, she just staring at a wall….

Yui: Paru must be in deep thought then if she staring at a wall

Takamina: You thinks so?

Yui: Or maybe she’s crazy, and her mind messed up and she needs help, you never know *shrug shoulders*

Takamina: OMG PARU PARU ARE YOU OK! PARU *shakes Paru intensively starts to tear up* DON’T DIE ON US YET PARU PARRRRRUUUUUUU!

Paru: it’s…

Yui+Takamina: it’s? *gets close to Paru face*

Paru: It’s hot

Yui and Takamina almost fall over by Paru response

Takamina: Paru… salty as ever… *wipes away her tears*

Yui: Well that’s Paru for you! *shurgs shoulders*

Paru: it’s really hot…

THE END

BOOBS

HKT practice room

Sakura: Woah Madoka your costume is um… very interesting don’t you think… *blushes*

Madoka: You think so?

Nastu: *Runs towards Madoka and Sakura* Yoo Madoka, Sakura!

Sakura and Madoka waves at Natsu

Natsu: Woah Madoka that costume is very sexy! *Shocked eyes*

Sakura: ….

Madoka: Sakura? *looks over at Sakura waving a hand to her face* Are you ok?

Natsu notices Sakura looking at Madoka intensively

Natsu: I think Sakura doesn’t like your outfit… or maybe she thinks you look fat in it *Smirks*

Sakura: OMG no its not that … *Blushes*

Madoka looks confused

Natsu: Oh, She’s trying to say she wants to try it on! oh Sakura don’t be shy! *Hugs Sakura*

Madoka:Oh, well why don’t you wear it Sakura your more popular than me so you might get more attention *starts to remove clothing*

Sakura: It’s not that.. *stops Madoka from striping*

Madoka: You’ll look great on it don- *gets cut off by Sakura*

Sakura: LIKE MY BOOBS CAN FILL IN THAT TOP! COMPARED TO EVERYONE HERE I’M FLAT AS A PANCAKE!

Sakura covers her mouth with both of her hands as she quickly runs off

Natsu: How did this topic go which member had the biggest boobs….

Madoka: ……. I don’t know….

Both Natsu and Madoka looks into the distance thinking about Sakura chest size and feels a bit guilty

THE END

By: Kosupure ❤

The Legendary Flying Shoe! (Skit)

The Legendary Flying Shoe!

Backstage

SKE48 performance has ended and everyone is backstage doing there thing…
Jurina approaches Rena from behind and hugs her

Rena: Eeee Jurina! *turns around to see her right shoe in Jurina hand* *blushes* OMG my shoe!
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Jurina: Hehe you could have hurt someone during the performance Rena chan :3

Rena: Omg gomen I didn’t mean to that…

Jurina: Hmmmm!~ well if it hit me, and I became unconscious… will Rena chan perform CPR on me? *smirks*

Rena: Eeee O///O Jurina..

Tani: Rena chan! *Approaches the two and sees Rena embarrassed* Eee? Rena san what’s wrong?

Jurina: *Approaches Rena and stands behind her* were just talking about our performance today! :3

Tani: Aa about that! Rena chan everyone talking about your flying shoe today, it all over the news now

Suddenly just as Tani said that, Oya starts running towards the groups

Oya: Rena, Jurina, Tani look at this! *shows her phone*

The three of them looks at Oya phone to see a the front news cover with big bold letters “THE FLYING SHOE” written on it

Jurina: …Wow Rena chan going to be even more famous now *^O^*

Rena: Why is this getting more attention than our performance *face palm*

Jurina: Well you were cute when you tried to hide the fact you kicked your shoe into the air :3

Tani: I didn’t even notice it till the performance ended O_o

Oya: We finally know Rena true talent.. long distance kicking..

Rena: Omg you guys… >.>

Jurina: The legendary flying shoe incident! Forever captures in the internet for all of entirely! XD

Rena: ←_←

Jurina: Hehehe! well if Rena shoe hits me You’ll kiss me to life right? *winks*

Rena: Eee Jurina *blushes* not again..

Jurina: Right? *hugs Rena*  Right Rena chan? You didn’t reply last time? Right? *puppy eyes, about to cry*

Rena: *blushes* Well… I guess…

Jurina: Yatta! *kisses Rena check*

Rena: *blushes pulls away, covers her face with her hand*

Jurina: Hehehe :3 next time it should be Rena chan kissing Jurina back to life on the front cover of the news ❤

Rena: -_- Jurina…

Oya & Tani: Aaaaaa! OMEDETOU GOZAIMASU! Please tell us when the your wedding is! *starts clapping*

Rena: OMG YOU GUYS! REALLY! HOW DID THE CONVERSATION END UP LIKE THIS!   ̄︿ ̄

Haha How was it? Tried my best to make it interesting!  Anyways I’ll try to make little skits here and there like random skits of different members for now on!

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Here’s a picture of Jurina and Rena! :3

Credit to the blogger on tumblr for this photo

Have a GREAT day readers!!

By: Kosupure ❤